Ed: Seen it! Edd: (despairing) Why me? (Suddenly, the lights have gone out) Eddy: (sitting up) Hey! Who turned out the light?! Ed: (trying to change channels on his dead TV) Seen it. Eddy: If me and Ed did any work, you'd be kissing that grade average goodbye. Edd: (in the corner of the room, working on various homework assignments with a typewriter) You know, Eddy, when I agreed to this home-study group, it was with the understanding that everyone would do their fair share. Got any real magazines with real pictures? Ed: Seen it. (Eddy is sitting on Ed's bed, looking through comics and eating chips) Eddy: Geez, Ed. (changing the same channel programs) Seen it. (puts it on) Look, Kevin! Do you see Gretchen? She is much favored in the Callus Toss! Kevin: (squinting) Callus Toss? Rolf: Again?! Why do you answer Rolf with questions?! Do you have potatoes in your ears, Kevin boy?! (At Ed's house, Ed is watching Fish Bowl 2 on TV) Ed: Seen it.
The Miss Arduous Field Worker pageant! Kevin: (confused) Field worker? Rolf: (grabs the fist helmet Kevin was holding) Only Rolf may wear the Fist of Pageantry. Rolf turns on the TV) Rolf: (excited) Hurry, Kevin! Come quick! It's beginning! Kevin: (holding a fist of sorts) So, Rolf, this beauty pageant thing hot babes, right? Rolf: No babies, Kevin.
boom, remember? Boom Boom Out Goes the Ed (Rolf and Kevin are in Rolf's house. No auntie for Ed! Mommy! No auntie for Ed! (she pulled him away) Every Which Way But Ed Ed: (while spinning) We were standing next to a. (Just as Eddy was about to advance towards double d when a giant arm appears wearing a watch and a ring on his middle finger, Eddy is scared to see his angry father) Eddy: Dad?! Wait! Um, the grades are in Greek this year! I did good! I swear! (As Eddy's dad pulled him away, someone grabbed Ed by the ear. Mission Ed-Possible (Edd arrives at a large pit being dug by Ed) Eddy: AH-HA!!! You're trapped! There's no escapin' now, smart guy! Hand over those report cards!! (Edd runs around the hole) He's getting away! Ed: Dig a hole! Dig a hole! Dig a hole! Dig a hole! Dig a hole! Dig a hole! Dig a hole! Dig a- Eddy: (kicks Ed in the but) YOU SHOULDA DUG DEEPER!!!Įddy: (tangled in the antenna above the trailer) Just like our report cards, you've failed!